How does that song go? I'm walking in the air?
Something like that, it's about flying, right? But, right, if you could fly, would you rather you had to do it while holding hands with a snowman, or would you rather do it like Iron Man, all rocket boots and repulsor jets for stability?
It's the latter, obviously. Too bad that Tony Stark's fancy red tuxedo is fictional, eh? OR IS IT?!
Yes, it is.
However! Here comes the closest thing to mimicking ol' shellhead that I've ever seen. A water powered jet-propulsion system that features rocket boots and repulsor jets for stability.
I want one, right now. Even if it does mean I have to splash about in the murky solent. Whooooosh!