Sometimes, I work really hard on these blog posts. I spend ages scouring the internet for something that I think you'll all enjoy. Sometimes though, I don't have the time for all that and I need a quick fix.
Today is one of those days, ladies and gentlemen. So I just opened YouTube and typed in 'penguins falling over'.
Bam, done.
Easy.
Showing posts with label penguins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label penguins. Show all posts
Saturday, 17 December 2011
Thursday, 25 August 2011
Monochromantics.
Hi, 2 games today that fit into that wildly popular genre - 'ludicrous physics games starring black & white animals'.
First off, a zebra. Doing what zebras do best, making his way across the savannah... in a car. The game is Safari Drive and you need to get the motorized mammal from the left side of the screen to the right by clicking on objects littered about the stage to remove them. It's a fairly fun and straightforward jaunt with some enjoyably odd facial expressions from the zebra. So give it a spin.
Next, it's perhaps the most beloved of all the two-tone creatures, the penguin. This particular penguin wins extra points for wearing a trenchcoat and packing heat. Why? Well to kill zombies, of course! Lots of ricocheting rounds and smashable furniture in this one: Zombies vs Penguins. Whee!
Aaaaand that's your lot. Until next time, pals.
First off, a zebra. Doing what zebras do best, making his way across the savannah... in a car. The game is Safari Drive and you need to get the motorized mammal from the left side of the screen to the right by clicking on objects littered about the stage to remove them. It's a fairly fun and straightforward jaunt with some enjoyably odd facial expressions from the zebra. So give it a spin.
Next, it's perhaps the most beloved of all the two-tone creatures, the penguin. This particular penguin wins extra points for wearing a trenchcoat and packing heat. Why? Well to kill zombies, of course! Lots of ricocheting rounds and smashable furniture in this one: Zombies vs Penguins. Whee!
Aaaaand that's your lot. Until next time, pals.
Wednesday, 8 December 2010
On The 8th Day Of PlinXmas!
Hello again! You look like you've had a long day, perhaps you'd like something to help you unwind?
Do you know what the best cure for fatigue is? That's right... Penguins!
Daww. I'll tell you what though, just looking at a pair of penguins in adorable jumpers is all well and good, but if you want the strong stuff, you should try playing a game with a jaunty soundtrack where you help a sleepwalking cartoon penguin in a nightcap find his way home past various arctic obstacles, mischievous creatures and icecream-loving aliens. It's true, look it up. That's the best cure.
It just so happens I have such a game up my sleeve, and seeing as it's you, I'll let you have it for the low, low price of one click.
Sleep Walk.
Honestly, I'm too good to you.
What do penguins sing at birthday parties?
Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow!
Do you know what the best cure for fatigue is? That's right... Penguins!
Daww. I'll tell you what though, just looking at a pair of penguins in adorable jumpers is all well and good, but if you want the strong stuff, you should try playing a game with a jaunty soundtrack where you help a sleepwalking cartoon penguin in a nightcap find his way home past various arctic obstacles, mischievous creatures and icecream-loving aliens. It's true, look it up. That's the best cure.
It just so happens I have such a game up my sleeve, and seeing as it's you, I'll let you have it for the low, low price of one click.
Sleep Walk.
Honestly, I'm too good to you.
What do penguins sing at birthday parties?
Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow!
Friday, 29 May 2009
Hook Me Up A New Revolution.
Penguins are great. There's no disputing that. However, I'm sure it's a continual embarrassment to them that they can't fly. Well, there's one penguin who has had enough, god-dangit. He is the protagonist in today's plinx game, which is called Learn To Fly.
Now, Rome wasn't built in a day, and no-one expects you to be airborne on day one, either. In fact, you have as many days as you like to refine your skills. Each time you launch yourself off the icy slope, you'll earn cash based on how far, how high and how fast you flew. You can use these 'research funds' to buy upgrades, from dull stuff like ramp height and air resistance, to cool stuff like gliders and jetpacks!
Anyways, it's fun and when you really start to soar, it feels pretty good. So go play it already!
Now, Rome wasn't built in a day, and no-one expects you to be airborne on day one, either. In fact, you have as many days as you like to refine your skills. Each time you launch yourself off the icy slope, you'll earn cash based on how far, how high and how fast you flew. You can use these 'research funds' to buy upgrades, from dull stuff like ramp height and air resistance, to cool stuff like gliders and jetpacks!
Anyways, it's fun and when you really start to soar, it feels pretty good. So go play it already!
Friday, 19 December 2008
PlinXmas Advent Calendar: Day 19!
Ready for a workout? Got a whole set of winter olympics here. Featuring yetis and penguins and whales, oh my!
Anyway, give it a try. Fun stuff, even if it involves the mistreatment of penguins.
Yeti Olympics.
Anyway, give it a try. Fun stuff, even if it involves the mistreatment of penguins.
Yeti Olympics.
Wednesday, 10 December 2008
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