
Anyway, here's a game. You play a supposedly rehabilitated lunatic who becomes a department store Santa, then goes on a rampage on top of a mountain with a big hammer.
Don't worry, it's less nasty than it sounds. It's all very cartoony and the central game mechanic is to make a big rock bounce down a mountainside causing damage as it goes. FUN!
So. Mountain... Check. Maniac... Check. It must be Mountain Maniac Xmas.
Who looks after Father Christmas when he's ill?
The National Elf Service!