Doesn't mean there won't be links though!
Today's is a tumblr that is currently experiencing a meteoric rise in popularity. There's bound to be a book deal on the way so let's enjoy them now before the author makes his first million and stops posting so he can focus on golden jetski ownership and caviar & chips.
It's called Text From Dog and it's a collection of text conversations between one man and his pet bulldog. Occasionally a mite heavy handed with the punchlines but on the whole, good stuff. I'll put an example below but please do read the archive.
Tee hee. Oh, I should have said, the language is a bit salty but hey, we're all adults, right?
Anyway, go and read the rest: Text From Dog.