If you're reading this blog, you almost certainly know me. If you know me, then presumably you know that I am pretty great and that you could stand to be more like me. It just makes sense.
Well, here's a good start. Beard Beanies. Yup, it's a beanie, with a beard attached. Check it out:
That guy is automatically rendered 400% cooler and more attractive. Be like him by being like me.