Braaaaaiiinnnsss.

The following file was recovered from the computer of Mr. Paul Nelson on Friday the 4th of September, 2009. We believe it was intended to be posted here:

"RZHR, AR ZMaRZ ZMaMNBGARng hHRmHA BZaRZHG HGhHA gMZaBBHARAaMZGB HGhHA HRHGhHAMZ GBaRA, anGB ZMHRNMMNGBn'HG RAHRNM BGnHRZM ARHG, AR ZMaRZ aRZRZaNMMNHGHAGB bRA HGhHA MNARBBARng GBHAaGB. HRnHA HRZR HGhHAm bARHG mHA, nHRZM AR'm a RZhambMNARng zHRmbARHA. RZHGARMNMN, ZZHRNMMNGB bHA ZMHRMZRZHA, ZZHRNMMNGB bHA a BBamBZARMZHA. HGhHRRZHA HAmHR ZRMZHAaBGRZ GBARRZgNMRZHG mHA. anRAhHRZM, nHRZM AR MNHRHRBG MNARBGHA HGhARRZ:



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Click on 'Zombatar' at the top!"

In an attempt to understand this communication, we ran the text through a 'Zombie to English' Translator. You can do the same HERE. (click on Z2E and enter the text).

Thank you for your time, we are sorry to have to give you such tragic news.

Government Zombie Defence Force.